
There was an old man of Dundee
Who came home as drunk as could be.
He wound up the clock
With the end of his cock
And buggered his wife with the key.

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There was an old man of Dundee
Who came home as drunk as could be.
He wound up the clock
With the end of his cock
And buggered his wife with the key.